What is Orb?
1.
Any person who behaves in an opposite way of a common "bro"
Dude, Nick told on us for cheating on the exam. What an orb!
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2.
Orb.
Spherical colored glass or polished brass lawn decoration product popular among suburban dwellers with too much time on their hands. Often used in conjunction with an equally ill conceived lawn pedestal. Due to their globe shape and typical poor mounting on the cheap pedestals, these orbs will often roll into a neighbors yard when blown by a strong wind.
1) "what the fuck...uld you pick up your stupid orb?"
2) "their orb stayed there for like six months until I kicked it under a bush"
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3.
Someone who possesses the qualities opposite that of a common "bro." Characteristics include putting one's girlfriend first, failing to fulfill the duties of a wingman, and having a general respect for others and society.
Steven: Dude, Drew hasn't slept here in nine nights because he's with his girlfriend.
Brandon: What an orb.
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4.
1 : any large red spherical cranium
2 : any individual posessing a large red spherical cranium
3 archaic : something circular : CIRCLE, ORBIT
Quit micromanaging me you stupid jerk orb.
5.
a thing that is completely round like a sphere, and never touches the ground..always floats...and loves to mate with Greeks
the Orb
6.
Annoying Trisidian objects that allow people to move themselves or any object to any location in the universe.
Jenn Nadire got an orb, and despite her love Mack's wishes she used it, sending them both into constant depression. Nevertheless they stayed together and made love at the end.
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7.
A person possessing great quantities of character and creativity, also, of magnamious gravity.
Oh, you're the Orb, your not nearly as fat as i thought.
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