What is Orbital Wipe Sessions?


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When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

See wipe, smell, obese, fat, crotch, stink


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