What is Orbital Wipe Sessions?
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When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.
Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.
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An obese,lazy fat ass that sleeps "naps" during the afternoon. Most likely to occur during weekday working hours.
I tried to..
