What is Orbital Wipe Sessions?
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When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.
Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.
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(Noun)
A bowel movement that has slipped past your sphincter and into your pants against your will.
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