What is Orbital Wipe Sessions?
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When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.
Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.
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Unable to contact; Lacking the ability to speak to, write to, drop a line to, email, get in touch with or other means of hollering at.
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The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually..
