Orbiter

What is Orbiter?


1.

A guy that wants to sleep with his female friend.

He "orbits" her (hangs out with in a needy way) in the hopes of getting sex someday.

If the girl is hot, she usually has many orbiters.

Go open that hot chick. Don't worry about the guy, he isn't her boyfriend, he's just one of her orbiters.

See pua, bitch shield, neg, opener

2.

Ugly or fat girls that hang around an attractive or many attractive girls in order to reap the benefits of having slack jawed guys following them around.

You're at the bar and there's this hot girl, but she has like 3 ugly orbiter girl friends hanging around her.

They're just following her because the guys to go the pretty one and the uggies hope that her table scraps (guys she doesn't want) will pick them up after being rejected.

See loser, ugly, fat

3.

The skinnier females that orbit around the fat girl in various settings, such as at a bar or lounge scene, or a nightclub, etc...

Go distract the fat girl by buying her some finger food at the bar, while we pick up the three cute orbiters and meet you in front in 15 minutes.

See LAFF


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