Orbitz Edit Meaning

1.

a pack or pair of guys who are relatively so dirty, they need to chew orbits in order to be accepted in society

monique: "daayuummmmm didja see those two boys"

shawntell: " helll yeah i did. dey be some cuties"

monique:"yeah but they be some some classic orbitz"

See boys, nasty, cooties, gum

2.

The nickname for a person who tries to kiss someone on the lips but somehow ends up circling their face with kisses and never actually reaches their lips.

Michael is the original orbitz.

See orbit, kiss, circle, face

3.

1. An travel company available through the wonderful service known as the Internet.

2. A terrible soft drink that sold for about a week in 1996, which had tiny balls floating in it, that, according to Wikipedia (and my own experience), had the "consistency of soggy bread."

1. I booked a flight for really cheap on Orbitz.

2. I remember drinking some Orbitz back in the day, and almost letting loose a technicolor yawn.

See drink, balls, disgusting