What is Orchard?
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collective noun for a large gathering of Mac laptops. Derived from the Apple logo on the lid of PowerBooks, MacBook Pros etc.
"Check out this orchard?!" Exclamation by munted and confused individual who has stumbled into a tent full of Mac laptop-equipped electronic musicians at a music festival.
"I'm heading back to the orchard." Absurdly overpaid advertising executive dragging himself to his feet after his 4th lunchtime martini and indicating he is going to return to the office.
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