Ordinary People

What is Ordinary People?


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Ordinary people are a mysterious race, unheard of and misunderstood. It is said in the ancient Greek texts that ordinary people inhabit the northern forests of Albania. They closely resemble you and me, except for their uncanny lack of sex appeal.

A camera is incapable of capturing even a single image of an ordinary person, as the audience's sheer disinterest would cause the television to implode.

A: So I'm looking to make a documentary about the legendary Ordinary People--

B: <dies instantly of boredom>

A: Oh fuck, not again.

See ordinary, people, them, you, us, death


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