Oregon City

What is Oregon City?


1.

A relative slum when compared to West Linn. Oregon City is near the end of the Oregon Trail; it is located on the more impoverished side of the Willamette River. Oregon City's claim to fame is the dynastic, nationally-ranked girl's high school basketball teams of the late 90's, and an elevator. Does the elevator still work? Anyway, the kids there have inordinately high rates of drug usage and teen pregnancy and low academic performance. It's the kind of town you rise up out of, not be proud that it's your home.

Oregon City might fairly be called a dystopia, but they do have a Taco Bell and a Walgreen's, which is more than can be said about West Linn.

2.

A small town with mild poverty. A very good female sports program. There is a few drug problems and drinking, but they are a lot poorer than west linn so they can't buy the good stuff. Not many really rich people. The people there actually have personality and are not all clones, unlike LO. Most people think that girls from OC are sluts. They have one of the best drama programs in the 3 rivers.

WL girl- so what school do you go to?

you- OC

WL girl- oh you mean Whoregon city! Go away, you might have crabs.

See oc, o.c., random


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