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farting in a girls mouth while she's simultaneously tosses your salad and jerks you off.
Last night I gave this girl a Joyce Oven ..
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A small blob of paint left over on ones finger after using spray paint. Always happens with hard to wash off paint.
I have paint finger..
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Spelling so formidable it magically obviates (in this instance) unnecessary use of spellchecker.
I'm not put off by being put unde..