What is Oregon Trail?
1.
Arguably the most classic of classic computer games. The best version will always be the original DOS release.
It's fun to name everyone in the party after people you don't like, and then just send them off with a bunch of oxen and nothing else, especially not food.
Jack: Damnit! I tried to ford the Snake River and all my fucking oxen and half my party died!
Jill: Well, how deep was the river?
Jack: Something like 36 feet at the center. That's shallow enough to ford, isn't it?
Jill: ...
Jack: Right?
Jill: ::smacks yo silly ass::
2.
An originally apple computer-based game by MECC, that any current college-age person surely played as a child, as far back as on a green-tinted computer monitor
Sweet... today we get to play Oregon Trail in computer class!
3.
To journey over dangerous or rough terrain weighed down by provisions
We live across the street from the supermarket, so instead of driving, my roommate and I usually Oregon Trail our shopping cart full of groceries back to our apartment, dodging rush-hour traffic.
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4.
1)Penetrate the anal cavity.
2) To then rub the genitalia across the vaginal region and across her stomach (the Great Plains) moving forward to the Rockies (her chest) and park your wagon in her mouth, leaving a brown trail.
when your having sex and you make a trail of poop. The Oregon Trail. Have you ever ridden on the oregon trail?
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the cave in Blood Gulch left of
Frick! he's in the Oregon!
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6.
Oregon Trail: Normally performed in restaurants and or school. It is the act of sending your gassy discharge in a genral direction, generally north or south, (not just a sloppy spray). If done correctly you should feel as though you shated a small marble that is carried on the currents of your ass. Very exzilerating..
Yo, my warm shit breath just took the oregon trail and heated my gooch and tickled my ball hairs....most triumphant
Oh fuck, something fell out the back of the wagon on that oregon trail and left skids all up the crack of my ass, yo
