Organic Dildo

What is Organic Dildo?

A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.

Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.

See bam!

A dildo consisting of a slug of solid human organic exudite waste. Generally employed in a bout of coitus.

"He bent over, spawned an organic dildo, pulled it out, and shoved it up her ass."

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Uternuts

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