What is Orgasm At 35,000 Feet?


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Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.

I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren't going to land at LaGuardia for another hour, so I decided to go to the bathroom and have an orgasm at 35,000 feet.

See orgasm, airplane, bathroom, feet


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