Orgastheology

What is Orgastheology?


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A religion based on sexual release. A recent evolutionary step in religion proceeded and caused by the media's (and our) preoccupation with looking good (better to look good then be good. See Orgasmythology). In it's simpliest form, it has a congregation of one followed in complexity by 4 or more. But, by far, it reaches it's zenith in meaning (complexity) and popularity (lemmings) in congregations of 2. Governed by the Penile Code, it has an entirely different interpretation of many of the ancient tales then all other religios texts.

He received his Doctorate in Orgastheology at the age of 12 (with a little help from the Sears Catlog lingerie section).

See sex, religion, evolution, penile, orgasmythology, BandV


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