What is Oriental Express?
1.
When a guy prevents himself from shitting, at least 2-3 days and then unleashes a turd that resembles a large garden snake. This brown anaconda then is fished out of the toilet and frozen in a freezer. When the time is right you take out this frozen shit stick and ram in to your loved ones meat curtain until it turns into peanut butter.
After I gave my girl the oriental express, I spit on her twat and had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
See
Random Words:
1.
A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirlyou are or gay/le..
1.
much like football bat, describes something so incredibly screwed up that a new term must be created to describe it.
"that chick i..
