What is Oriental Rug?
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A sexually position when you warp someone up in a blanket with only their butt showing. The you proceed to enter your penis into their butt-hole. Then for quick clean up you wipe the residue on the blanket.
You can say,"I'm going to Oriental Rug your ass if you don't shut up."
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