Orientated

What is Orientated?


1.

The illiterate way to say "oriented." While technically a word, you sound like a moron when you say it.

Annoying used car hucksterin Phoenix, heard recently on the radio: "We're customer orientated..."

See grounded, focused, lost, clueless, illiterate

2.

to become oriented, but orientated sounds better.

Max: Where are we?

Bill: Can't you tell?

Max: No

Bill: Look at that building...

Max: Oh ya, I remember now, I'm so orientated!

Bill: Your orientation astounds me, it's a beautiful thing.


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