What is Origami Asswipe?
1.
to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.
A: I gotta take a dump.
B: We're almost out of toilet paper.
A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.
B: Can I watch?
See
Random Words:
1.
When dating a relatively attractive broad for a period of three to eight months, then amicably break up with her. While you were in the ..
1.
When a group of males gather and all begin to flog the dolphin.In between this circle of homosexuality there is a loan bran muffin, aski..