Origami Asswipe

What is Origami Asswipe?


1.

to wipe one's buttocks with a wad of toilet paper and then fold the paper in on itself so that one may wipe again with the same wad without the feces on that wad making contact with either the hand or the buttocks. Its purpose may be either to conserve toilet paper, or to be able to finish cleaning one's rear when very little toilet paper remains.

A: I gotta take a dump.

B: We're almost out of toilet paper.

A: That's Ok. I'll do an origami asswipe.

B: Can I watch?

See toilet paper, asswipe, buttwipe, feces, origami


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