Orky Dork

What is Orky Dork?


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1. a person that plays a stringed instrument usually violin, viola, cello, or bassin an orchestra

2. is friends with many other musically inclined people {i.e band geeksor choir queers}

3. almost exclusively dates people mentioned above

4. has a 99% chance of being asian

5. is emotionally attached to their instrument

6. enjoys playing music to an inhuman extent

7. can pick out their instruments part in about any song

8. constantly makes jokes about bandand chorus

9. takes pride in being a member of the orchestra (those who take their pride to the extreme call it dorkestra)

10. their talent is almost always underestimated, they are often neglected because of this

11. is considered a pervert when talking about almost any aspect of their instrument

12. is infinately awesome. period.

Bill: that orky dork treats her bass better than her boyfriend!

Me: hey, what up band geeks!?

Friends: you're such an orky dork, laura.

Bob: what are you doing?

Me: fingering a minor.

Bob: what?!

Me: damn! i broke my G string.

Bob:...

Me: it doesn't help that its so hard shifting into fifth position, either.

Bob:...orky dork...

See orchestra, dorkestra, music, violin, viola, cello, bass, band, band geek, chorus


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