Orlando

What is Orlando?


1.

Orlando is not Lake Buena Vista, Kissimmee, or St. Cloud.

Disney World is in Lake Buena Vista, not Orlando.

See orlando, kissimmee

2.

The most modern and progressive city in Florida. Orlando is not just Disney World, Sea World, Universal, and the other tourist destinations. Orlando, or greater Central Florida, is a rappidly expanding commerce center attracting large regional banking centers, high tech industry, is the second largest convention destination in the nation, and large insurance district. Central Florida is made up of Orange, Seminole, Osceola, Lake, Polk, and Volusia counties. It is the wealthiest and most thriving area in all of Florida, predicted to become the next LA, without the blight and slums. Central Florida encompasses a circular area having a 40 mile radius. It is home to the University of Central Florida, poised to become the State's largest University in the next five years. There are two law schools, and soon to be a full medical school in Orlando. Unemployment is the lowest in the nation, at less than 2%. The Downtown area has focused on creating a large residential city center, which is attracting many more young professionals to this area.

progressive, wealthy, females, women, beautiful, Orlando, Winter Park, Lakes, outdoors, professional, clean, community

See professional, progressive, females, women, beautiful, orlando

3.

Floridian Definition:

The only major city in Floridathat every Floridianvisits, but to which no Floridian ever willfully moves.

This arises for a couple of reasons:

1)Orlando is the only major city in Florida without a beach.

2)Floridians already see enough tourists, so Orlando is like Hell on Earth.

"Sorry bro, your Orlando lakes don't compare to my Miami beaches."

"Let's just go to Orlando for the day. I can't stand the Mouse much longer than that."

See o-town, mickey, jacksonville, miami, tampa, pensacola, ft. lauderdale, daytona, florida, floridian

4.

the largest amount of annoying tourism in Florida.

it's actually a cool city with a whole bunch of exciting things to do, but the traffic is horrendous and whenever you mention Orlando all people think about is amusement parks.

FL native: heyy, you wanna go over to Orlando for a couple days?

Northerner: ooh, can we go to Disneyworld!?

FL native: ...stupid tourist, I'm going downtown!

See florida, snowbird, disneyworld, expensive, tourist

5.

the city that sleeps at four.

omg its four. let the city of orlando sleep.

See orlando, acid, four

6.

the 6th most dangerous city according to forbes magizine in 2009

disney in kissimee not orlando

See disney, florida, pine hills, choppa city, paramore

7.

A very hott guy. Someone who you can trust, but than again cant. Easy to fall inlove with, hard to fall out of. Becareful, he might be a playa, but he'll always be there for you. He's unpredictable, and may give you a heartache ! But its worth it. May be caught up in the wrong things, but has a heart. A guy that you will never forget and will always love.

Jasmine: 'Hey serina how was your day?"

Serina: "Good! Me and Orlando hung out, I'll never forget today."

Jasmine: "Oh cool.And why is that?"

Serina: "Because its impossible to forget are memories."

See hott, nice, unpredictable, heartbreaker, bestfriend


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