What is Orlowski?
1.
The act of taking a shit into or onto a partner's ass. This is done by one partner simply crouching over the other and going about their business. It is very common in the state of Arkansas.
A man is attempting to pick up a girl whom he's never met at a bar. He queries her with "Hey, baby, are you up for an Dirty Sanchez?" Her response is a sassy but simply put
"With you, forget it." He offers an alternative: "How 'bout an Orlowski." She responds "Oh, how romantic. Is my place alright?"
2.
A feeling of bitter resentment towards people younger and more successful than yourself, and the communications tools they enjoy using.
"Sorry I smashed your cellphone, Jeff, I guess I'm just feeling a bit orlowski today."
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3.
A word to show emphasism.
I want to teabag you Orlowski
