Orlywraith

What is Orlywraith?


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The worst of the worst of Orlando Bloom's legions of fangirls. Named after the Ringwraiths from Lord of the Rings, Orlywraiths come on the Internet and in real life. On the Web, they are often found under the aliases "Mrs. Bloom", "Mrs. Greenleaf", and "Mrs. Turner," among other, weirder things like "Legolas_Is_MINE". In real life, they may wear "Mrs. Bloom" T-shirts or carry purses declaring the same thing. Orlywraiths are extremely annoying. They have a habit of plastering every available surface with pictures of Orlando Bloom. An Orlywraith is no ordinary fangirl...she has overstepped the boundaries of healthy fandom. Orlywraiths have habits of referring to Orlando as "Orli" and Legolas as "Leggy", "Legsie", and the like. Orlywraiths are often in charge of shrine-type fansites.

*while watching Lord of the Rings*

Fan: Orlando Bloom is hot.

Fangirl: *squee* OHMYGOD ORLI!

Orlywraith: ORLI ORLI ORLI ORLI ORLI ORLI ORLIIIIIII MY LOVE!

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