Orochimaru Edit Meaning

1.

A character in the anime/manga series Naruto.

One of the 3 Legendary Sannin of Konoha; his teammates were Tsunade and Jiraiya.

Parents are Voldemort and Michael Jackson. He gets the snake genes from Voldemort, and the molesting genes from MJ. He gives Cursed Hickeys (more commonly known as Cursed Seals) to underage children, and enjoys seducing them.

His current lover is Uchiha Sasuke, whose former lover was Uzumaki Naruto.

His servant/spy, Yakushi Kabuto, is jealous of Sasuke and the rest of Orochimaru's sex slaves (Mitarashi Anko, Kaguya Kimimaro, Tayuya, Sakon, Ukon, Jiroubou, and Kidoumaru), because they have all recieved Cursed Hickeys, and he has not.

Orochimaru's former sex toy, Touji Mizuki, recieved a fake Cursed Hickey, and is emotionally scarred for life.

Explicit pictures of Orochimaru were inside the barrel that Uchiha Sasuke spent many episodes in before he came out to fight Uzumaki Naruto.

See tsunade, jiraiya, pedophile, voldemort, asshole

2.

The Naruto version of Michael Jackson.

Likes little boys.

Orochimaru(Talking to Kimimaro): "Let's discover the secrets of this world together."(Rubs Kimimaro's cheek)

Kimimaro:*blushi*

See pedo, pedophile, mj

3.

Orochimaru one of the Legendary Sennins of the Leaf Village, until his thirst for the knowledge of Forbidden Techniques exiled him from the village. Since then, he has moved on from body to body in a technique that transfers his soul into another one in a bid for immortality. His next victim, or prodigy, as he states, is Uchiha Sasuke.

After his initial meeting with Sasuke in the Death Forest, Orochimaru gives him a curse seal as tantalizing bait; using Sasuke's ambition against himself, so that Sasuke would one day follow him and Orochimaru would claim his greatest power. The Sharingan.

He also was once part of the Akatsuki, the same organization that Uchiha Itachiand Hoshigaki Kisameare currently in, but left because he feared Itachi to a great magnitude.

Orochimaru has terrifying offensive techniques, and the exact opposite of Jiraiya. His ability to make Kakashifreeze dead in his tracks by just showing off his killing intent should be indicator of how strong he is.

Don't let him bite you.

See Freud

4.

Orochimaru. Pedophile, Freak, His father was into beastelia, you can't imagine the thinks he uses his tongue for and he quite literally "wants Sasuke's body" and he'll do anything to get it.

Omg! That guys just like Orochimaru!

Orochimaru's freaks gave Sasuke a "Jesus Juice tablet"!

See sasuke, kabuto, naruto, kakashi, kimimaro