Orphelia

What is Orphelia?

1.

A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, JellyBattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, Otis Redding, Seamus Heaney, maternity and Scottish accents.

Self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of pornography, the world doesn't have enough Orphelia.

I had a long, hard wank this morning. I thought of Orphelia.

See midlands, sexy, blonde, busty, mother
74

Random Words:

Griffin
1. A mythical creature combining two animals. The front half being an eagle, and the back half, a lion. Gargoiles, and Griffins. See grif..
Read more
Tinhwt
1. There Is No Home Work Tonight. created by Mr. Williams. You: is there hw tonight? like, i totally don't, like, know or remember ..
Read more
Unconspicious
1. a very sleek way of combining 'inconspicuous' and 'unsuspicious' at the same time. very unconspicious car!..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free