What is Orphelia?
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A busty, blonde, motherly creature of wanton desires and loose tongue. Eternally pregnant and sporadically horny, this Midlands beauty is a lover of the colour orange, strained tea, JellyBattle, wicker baskets, whale beaters, Otis Redding, Seamus Heaney, maternity and Scottish accents.
Self-deprecating, feisty, and a good judge of pornography, the world doesn't have enough Orphelia.
I had a long, hard wank this morning. I thought of Orphelia.
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a large terydactyl with the head of a teru on top; indigenous to norcal; typically prefers rice and fried chicken.
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A remarkable creature. His origins are unknown to most but most scientist agree that he came from a giant vagina in space. He has the re..
