What is Orpington?
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Total and utter crap hole town. Located in the London Borough of Bromley. Pretentious people who don't wish to admit they live in Orpington try and cover up for where they live by describing their home as being in "Chelsfield". But in reality, it's Orpington through and through.
Oh my god, Orpington is such a crap hole. The shops there are rubbish.
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