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The act of inserting a croissant into a womans gaping asshole while she's upside down.
Guy: I gave Melissa a French Balcony last n..
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Best friend of Victoria Bradshaw.
She has numbchucking skills, computer hacking skills.
She leaves her freaking teddy grahams in my wi..
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When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providin..