What is Ort?
1.
A regurgitated cum bubble.
"After she swallowed my jizz, she made a funny gurgling sound and she discovered an ort in her mouth."
2.
ORT is the barking sound seals make. It is also commonly used to depict a clapping Seal. on internet forums it is used to point out something blatantly obvious. Also can be used when something is liked allot
"wlsack: Corn Cheats
Haxx: ORT ORT"
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3.
1. An exclamatory phrase typically used after a burn.
2. An phrase to express excitement.
3. Synonymous with "awt" (pronounced awwwwwwwt/ought)
1.
A: Dude this shit burns like a bitch.
B: That's what your mom said.
C: ORT!!!
2. A:Dude I got free tickets to the big game!
B:ORT!!! (in place of... oh shit!)
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4.
Ort is an abbreviated version of 'Alright' and is mainly used to greet someone.
This word originates from Bristol, England
"Hey Man, You Ort?"
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5.
-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.
"Why don't you like Charlie?"
"Because he's a fucking ort!"
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6.
Male or Transvestite that enjoys double penetration sex (i.e. giving anal sex while also receiving it)
Second Generation Texans Ort quite frequently
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7.
The way that some southern-folk, like myself, say "ought".
You ort to go outside today.