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The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.
Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up fe..
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us army....Uncle Sam Aint Released Me Yet
I have 3 years left on my tour im stuck in the U.S.A.r.m.y.
See us, army, trainee..
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Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road..