What is Ortwein?
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used to describe a handsome, charming, funny and yet extremely sociopathic person, capable of pretending to care about your feelings while plotting the violent deaths of you and all your loved ones.
That Ortwein over there tied my dad to a chair and lit him on fire...
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A figure of speech that implies that one laughed so hard that they lost bowel control. Not to be taken literally.
Oh, you came so close..