What is Ortweined?
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vb: Somedbody talking to you (not with you)for long periods of time about useless information until the point of severe bordom sets in and you begin to glaze over.
Warning: People have been know to contemplate suicide while being Ortweined.
This stranger came in the other day and completely
ortweined me until I almost cried.
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The act of defecating on someone's feet and then demanding payment, in pesos, for the service.
I gave my college president a Tijua..
