What is Ortweined?
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vb: Somedbody talking to you (not with you)for long periods of time about useless information until the point of severe bordom sets in and you begin to glaze over.
Warning: People have been know to contemplate suicide while being Ortweined.
This stranger came in the other day and completely
ortweined me until I almost cried.
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A euphemism used to describe pornography. Often to avoid somebody catching on.
Bernard: where jake bro?
Samuel: dunno, probably checki..
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Absorbed in your Computer/Phone/Video Games to the point of ignoring everything around you.
Did you get my call last night? Nah, I was ..