Os Wars

What is Os Wars?


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Silly little battles started by script-kiddies and is always started by: Micro$0ft sukz 4eva, linux is s0oo0o0 much better, oh yeah apple users are loserzzz.

Then someone comes on with knowledge of computers:

Actually if windows is so bad, how come its the most popular of them all.

Look people, in the past I have had or worked on apple lisa, windows 3.1, windows 95, 98, 2000, XP, red-hat linux and solaris so freaking calm down, go read a book, then come back and talk properly.

Script-kiddies suck.

Script kiddie 1: HAHAHAHAHA MY UBUNTU LINUX ROXORZ FOREVER, I WILL HACK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SOLARIS!!!111!1!11!!11111111

Programmer: I came here to talk about computers with people of the same interest, you probably don't have ubuntu, and probably can't even hack.

Script kiddie 1: HAHAHA URE SKILLZ R INFERIOR n0ob, j0o sukz and i Wil1 hackorz u wiv my skillz.

Programmer: Oh really, what languages do you know.

Script kiddie: HAHAHAH FOOOL I KNOW ENGLISH AND I AM LEARNING SPANISH IN THE NEXT TERM!!!!

Programmer: I meant a programming language.

Script kiddie: I ROCKZ T0O MUCH FOR ANY POOOR LANGUAGE, I WILL MAKE MY OWN WITH PEN AND PAPER!!!

Programmer: Good luck with that.....


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