Oscar Mayer

What is Oscar Mayer?


1.

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

2.

an oscar mayer is a motha fuckin big ole black wiener that is on fire

Juvenile says:an oscar mayer is a motha fuckin big ole black wiener that is on fire.

3.

An over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y

It is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption

4.

A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.

Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.

See Fuck You


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