What is Oscar Mayer?
1.
An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
2.
an oscar mayer is a motha fuckin big ole black wiener that is on fire
Juvenile says:an oscar mayer is a motha fuckin big ole black wiener that is on fire.
3.
An over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y
It is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption
4.
A nickname for MY BIG FAT COCK.
Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.
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