What is Oscjack?
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When one puts a hose in his/her rectum, turns on the water and either fingers or peels one off. Right before he/she spills out the baby batter, he/she pulls out the hose (or gets a trustworthy friend to do so) and squeezes really hard, pushing all the water out as he/she shoots his/her load.
I just Oscjacked off. :|
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Reference to film star Greta Garbo, evoking a quiet, mysterious, private, calm, serene, poised disposition. Not needing to justify yours..
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When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.
Man me and Cale..
