What is Oslo?
1.
Capital and biggest city of Norway. "Heroin-capital of the World", according to Los Angeles Times. Lots of hot blondes. Has a population of about 500.000. Can be split into two parts - west-side and east-side, whereas the west-side has a reputation of being a bunch of snobs, and the east-side has a reputation of being mostly immigrants.
Hey, I'm heading for Oslo for a week. Wanna come with me?
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2.
Capitol of Norway. Located in the parts of Norway refered to as the "Eastern Lands". Norway consists of five such parts. "The Southern Lands", "The Western Lands", "The Eastern Lands", "The Northern Lands" and "The Middle Lands".
There is about 500,000 people living in Oslo.
I'm soon gonna live in Oslo..
3.
The next best, but biggest city of Norway.
The weather isn't quite as charming as Bergen and the city feels kind of dirty.
Some call it "Hemo", short for - "the hemoroid on the ass of the world"
Let's not go to Oslo and get hemoroids on our asses, let's go to Bergen instead and heave a great time...
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