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when a girl is giving a guy a bj, he uses his fingers to give the girl a wet willie, while the girl is waving her arms, hence making her..
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alcohol intoxicated, drunk (from a deliberate spoonerism on under the influence of alcohol)
I'll bet he's under the affluence..
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To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.
I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with...