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When you fall asleep immediately after ejaculating inside a female while still inside her, and she leaves you asleep on the couch, naked..
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A person who you love in a philial manner who still manages to piss you off by being rude, unthoughtful, unintentionally cruel, or just ..
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An adult who is unable to sever the umbilical cord.
Only a homoretardi (pl. or homoretardus) would still be on his mom's cellphone..