Ossified

What is Ossified?

Too intoxicated to function properly

Tonight I am getting ossified

See hammered, smashed, loaded, drunk, intoxicated

(Irish) locked to the point you can't move

Liz was utterly ossified the other night

to be completely and undeniably plastered drunk!

"man i was so ossified i could'nt even speak!"

See plastered, shit faced, hammered, blasted

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