Ostehøvel

What is Ostehøvel?


1.

The greatest invention known to man.

Invented by the Norwegians and present in every Norwegian home in at least one style.

To you and me, this great invention would be known as a 'cheese slicer'; enabling the user to precision cut the perfect slice of cheese.

Englishman: "Say here, when i cut my cheese with the cheese knife it's always in uneven slices and chunks the size of apples; what am i to do?"

Big Strong Norwegian: "Here, borrow my ostehøvel..."

Englishman: "Wowza! These slices of cheese are so thin and even. I salute you!"

See cheese, slicer, cutter, knife, wire, norway, norwegian, kitchen


46

Random Words:

1. 1) A term refering to a jewish puerto rican. 2) a general insult (similar to idiot or douche bag.) 1)Pablo Epstein is a spickyke 2)&q..
1. A really shitty moped or scooter Usually ridden by a teenage lad/girl who can't afford a car or can be arsed to get a licence Da..
1. One who is original in his playing style and does not copy off of other people. See poser or kaos One who thought of using three lette..
Book Banner