Otd

What is Otd?


1.

Usually refers to "Out-the-door". When you buy a two dollar 40oz beer, it's an OTD.

Also refers to when you bang a chick that's so ugly, you have to brown bag her head.

"Goto the store and grab me an OTD."

"Damn, I can't believe you banged that OTD last night."

See otd, out the door, brown bag, ugly, 40

2.

Obsessive texting disorder

One who texts his or her friends non-stop. every day. Usually has unlimited, this generally describes 90% of middle school girls

my little sister has OTD. all she ever does is text her friends

See obsessed, disorder, text message, cell phone

3.

Obsessive Twilight Disorder

Most of my friends have OTD....so sad!!

See otd, twilight, sickness, movies

4.

adj. An acronym for "Off The Derekh." "Derekh" is the Hebrew word for "path", alluding to the path that G-d delineates in the Bible which every righteous Jew must follow. Can be used to describe a person, an object, or an idea.

"I can see that O-girl's knees. Damn, that skirt is OTD!"

"I can picture her doing something like that. That broad used to be shomeret, but now she's just OTD."

"I always thought you were observant. When did you become so OTD?"

"Dude, don't take me to these OTD parties anymore. I'm trying to do t'shuva over here!"

See The Raging Bull

5.

Obsessive Text Disorder

Shelby: Like, WTF, Jesse. This noob won't stop texting me!

Jesse: Sounds like he's got OTD.

Shelby: LOL out loud.

See text message, obsessive, disorder, cell phone, stalker

6.

literally: Out of Town Dick. A gay male tourist visiting your town.

Art was lucky he lived in a tourist town, as he never seemed able to find any local men to hook up with and was forced to hit on OTD for sex.

See foreigner, alien, vacationer

7.

OTD an acronym that stands for, Outside The District- A Washington DC term for someone/something outside the District of Columbia borderlines.

antonym: ITD (inside the district)

Locations immediately "Outside the District" include: Bethesda, Chevy Chase, Alexandria, Arlington, Rosslyn, and Ballston. "I know you think Arlington is considered part of DC, but it's not, you live in Virginia, that is OTD!"

See otd, itd, potus, beltway


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