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when a male spreads his scrotum and jumps off an object in the house onto his sexual partner.
"I almost broke my neck when i slipp..
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A baby who breastfeeds.
My wife's friend just had twins; she now has two milk vampires to feed all day. Brutal!
See baby, vampire..
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The act of cramming ones own feces into the complimentary hotel hair dryer so that the next unsuspecting person to use it gets a head fu..
