Otha Edit Meaning

1. After being caught masturbating, 'zero time' is the fraction of a second during which a person may simultaniously wipe themsel..

1. A situation when you are stuck between 3 shitty outcomes, similar to a dilemma "He was in a trilemma when he cheated on his girlfr..

1. Nerdy variation of the word "Internet". See Internet I R haxoring MY freind from teh intarnat!..