What is Otphj?
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Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
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The OTPHJ or "over the pants hand jobs" are easier to do in public than a UTPHJ and far less expensive than a ZJ, the OTPHJ is the hottest thing to hit 2008 since devin bought the leopard, zebra, and cheetah slap bracelets on ebay. OTPHJs are, in a word, awesome. OTPHJs are often seen under the table at resturants, chiling poolside, movie theatres, and sometimes on the chinatown bus from NY to DC. Calvin Klein even makes a special boxer brief designed specifically for OTHPJs (ask Dan M for product information).
Dan just got a mean OTPHJ while wearing his magical boxer shorts. What a lucky guy!
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An abbreviation for "over the pants hand job"
"bro did you bang her?" "no man all i got was an otphj"
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NOUN 1 Over The Pants Hand Jiggity. 2 Over Trouser Penis Hand Job. Somthing to be done underneath the dinner table while at girlfreind's parents house and/or the only sexual act that is willing to be performed by females brought up in well-to-do suburbs of Detroit.
1 During highschool most girls wern't into banging so i had to resort to OTPHJ's. 2 I was at a girls house having dinner with her parents and i was on the receving end of an OTPHJ under the table.
