Ottawa Senators Edit Meaning

1.

The Ottawa Senators are the absolute best team in the NHL. The line of Daniel Alfredsson, Jason Spezza, and Dany Heatley is the sickest line in the NHL. With their high-scoring offense, suffocating defense, bad-ass goaltending in Dominik Hasek, the Senators will win the Stanley Cup.

Jim: Did you see that dank-ass move that Dany Heatley pulled? It was totally sick.

Chris: Hell yeah I saw that shit. The whole team is just too bad ass. I feel bad for Toronto fans....the Leafs suck donkey nuts when compared to the Ottawa Senators.

See dank, sick, phat

2.

The Ottawa Senators were brought back as an expansion team in 1992 in order to bring back respectable hockey to Ontario since the Leafs and their fans are a total embarrassment to the sport of hockey. While the Sens started out as one of the NHL's worst teams by far, they have since evolved to become one of the league's elite teams. Quite simply put, the Senators have become the most fearsome team in Canada. No direspect is meant towards 4 of the other 5 canadian teams but the Sens are as good as a hockey team can possibly get with the exception of the Montreal Canadiens in their glory days of course.

Ottawa has managed to score more than 300 goals this season. They actually have scored more than any other team. Only Detroit has allowed less goals than Ottawa. The Ottawa Senators actually have good chances to win the Stanley Cup. Which is very much unlike the other Ontarian team.

See alfredsson, spezza, etc.

3.

Probably the worst and gayest team to ever play a game in the NHL.

Ottawa Senators Season Tickets $14000

Parking for the entire season $550

Food, Drink and Booze for the entire season $646

Watching the Senators Choke in 4 straight to The Toronto Maple Leafs Priceless

There are some people who enjoy watching their team get swept for everyone else, there's the Leafs

CAN ANYTHING BE MORE TRUE!!!

Jim: Did you see the Sens beat the Leafs last night?

Bob: Did you see the Leafs beat the Sens in 4 Straight playoff series?

Jim: Yeah

Bob: So shut the hell up you Ottawa Senators Loving piece of crap, just go in the Scotiabank place and Die and leave your blood all over the ice because the Sens are gonna be slaughtered by the Leafs like i'm gonna slaughter you in the arena!!!

Jim: no

Bob: *pulls out gun and shoots Jim* ok

See sens, senaturds

4.

It's funny, most of the definitions here say that the Maple Leafs are a lot better than the Sens. If the Leafs are so good why didn't the get into the playoffs? Granted the Senators didn't win the cup this season (2006 - 2007 Season) but they came a lot damn closer than the Leafs have since I don't know when.

Guy 1: Has any of the Canadian teams made it to the finals this year?

Guy 2: Yeah the Ottawa Senators did. 'Bout time.

Guy 1: That's true. Did the Leafs get to the playoffs?

Guy 2: Nope

Guy 1: And everyone says the Leafs are better.

Guy 2: Totally

See ottawa, sens, leafs, toronto, hockey

5.

The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!

Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?

Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.

Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS

background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!

See gay, queer, ottawa, sucks, ass

6.

The Ottawa Senators... The team that defines glory and perseverence. The Senators were the one of the first teams to be in the NHL in 1917. The team was founded in 1893. The Senators have won 9 Stanley Cups in 1909,1910 twice, 1911 twice 1920,1921,1923 and 1927. There name was the Ottawa Silver Seven back in the years of 1900-1908. They were the 3rd team in NHL history to win the Lord Stanley Cup. The first team in history... The Winnipeg Victorias in 1900. Yet the team folded in 1934, They came back in the 1991-1992 as an expansion class with the Tampa Bay Lightning. The Senators first playoff experience, 1997-1998 against the New Jersey Devils. They won the Presedent's Trophy in 2002-2003 with a team high 113 points in the Eastern Division. So...This defenition of the Ottawa Senators is probably the best one out there in the world

There is a team that is great then the Toronto Maple Leafs or the Montreal Canadiens, it's the Ottawa Senators

See ottawa, nhl, the best

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Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.

"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"

- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?

Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?

Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.

Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?

See sens, terrible, bad, horrible, awful, joke, choke, playoffs, waste, untalented, trash, garbage