What is Ottoman Helmet?
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This is a seldom seen sex position in which a male places his two balls in a female's eyesockets, his erect penis then points upwards resembling pointed ottoman helmets of ancient times.
So did you guys get realy kinky last night?
Yeah we did some crazy shit, he even let me wear the ottoman helmet!
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Random Words:
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Ugly to the extreme... the type of person who you want to stab yourself in the eyes for having seen.
See also Zambizi Swamp-Donkey
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