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someone who is both gay and religious
gareth and john enjoy being gayligious together
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A person who cannot locate the United States given a map of the world; someone who is so absent-minded as to have no care for their own ..
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A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.
Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3..