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Owner of the New York Yankee$. Who needs the letter "s" when dollar signs are so much more appropriate?
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..
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See: Zombie Cannon
It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascis..