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When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.
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Being dealt two Jacks in a game of Texas Holdem.
My pocket dudes beat out your tens. In your face.
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The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes.
I lost my watch when I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend.
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