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The warning label on the sides of disposable butane lighters that say "Do not keep lit for over 30 seconds" are there for a go..
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When two or more guys are having sex with a chick and they accidentally touch penises; much like two swords dueling.
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a night you will never remember, phone numbers you will never ring, 90 per cent bruising and a ravished bank account.
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