What is Ounch?
1.
A magical land with unicorn killing wizards and elves who like to eat our faces. It's true.
Hey, look! We're in Ounch! Watch out for those elves.
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2.
Started as a typo of the word
I want to ounch Barack Obama in the nose!!!
Later that night...
ME: WANT SOME?!
OBAMA: OW!
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3.
A powerful, peck-type kiss usually delivered somewhere other than the lips.
"I will ounch you in the face."
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