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Are the root cause of most fun. And the impetus for almost every Epic story any dude has ever had anywhere. Also occasionaly responsible..
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A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.
Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.
"OMG i got a seasoned penis..
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The act of shitting on your partners groin, rubbing it to their pubic hair, then spunking into the field.
Lord Goader opened up his bro..