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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..
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A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.
Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect he..
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A frequently used phrase among slack jawed rappers.
(I've never met one that wasn't slack jawed)
Due to the fact that they..
