What is Out Like A Boner In Sweatpants?


1.

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:

out like a fat kid in dodgeball

out like a blind kid in musical chairs

out like Janet Jackson's right nipple

out like a white guy in a jumping contest

out like handicap parking at the special olympics

out like your mom in a beauty pageant

out like a midget in a dunk contest

out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek

off like heads in the French Revolution

off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

See out, off, fat kid


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